Recent Blog Posts

Dishwasher Day

Dear Jevandre, The Lettuce House has been having trouble with the dishwasher the past few weeks. Since our house didn’t come with one, Lorenzo and I had the noble idea to permanently install a portable one that would also function as a kitchen island. One day it gave out, and I’ve spent the time since … Continue reading →

Open Time

Caleb Senecker, you just made the biggest mistake of your fucking life. ***An inside joke*** With that out of the way… Last Friday, I went to update the Scrapbook and realized that not only had I failed to start a Gallery for June, I hadn’t started one for May, and the one for April was … Continue reading →

Back To Business

Oh, the ol’ blog. How I’ve missed you. What’s up? How’s it going? ***No, no, we want to hear from you!*** Thus spake the one-sided communication channel. What a whirlwind it’s been since the last post. It’s not that I haven’t been writing… I feel like I’ve been doing nothing but. Anyone who’s kept up … Continue reading →